Friday, May 16, 2008

Players who make me feel stupid

These are the players who have made me feel like an idiot for recommending them before the season, with a note about how much I now hate them. (I probably won't do a post on those players who have made me feel smart because I don't like to partake in the masturbatory process of self-congratulations. Call me humble.)

Rich Hill - I hate you and all your walks and your minor league demotion. You'd better pull a Zack Greinke and come back with a vengeance.

Corey Hart and Jeff Francoeur - Hit some homeruns, you wimpy bitches. The other numbers aren't bad, but hit some damn homers!

J.R. Towles - When you're the second-best catcher on a team with Brad Ausmus, things are not good.

Jeremy Bonderman - More walks that strikeouts is not a good way to pitch. You and Rich Hill can go get married and have lots of kids with no control.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Keep in mind, Hart had one home run until June last year.

Thanks for the new posts!

Cobb said...

Good point. I'll hold out hope.